When I was in college, my then girlfriend texted me that she was watching Jojo Rabbit. She knew it was one of my favorite movies, and said that she loved it too. She was talking about how Scarlett Johannson’s shoes almost have their own personality. So I said,

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yeah, it’s devastating when you notice her shoes on the hanging body.

Turns out she had paused the movie to make some dinner, and hadn’t seen this part yet. Needless to say, she was PISSED!

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I gave away the result of the 2015 NFC championship game to my ex wife who was out of town and planning to watch it recorded later. Still bitter about the game but would gladly ruin it for her again.

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Packers-Seahawks or Broncos-Panthers?

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Packers-Seahawks… ugh

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