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A very good journalist(lemmygrad.ml)

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doggle@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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Only problem is they wouldn’t be surprised their attempts failed. Nearly everything the CIA touches goes wrong.

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nova_ad_vitum@lemmy.ca
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They might be surprised when they slip 50x the lethal dose of a toxic only they know about into his food and he doesn’t even notice.

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Omgpwnies@lemmy.world
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Turns out due to poor inventory management, it expired in 1967 and has degraded to a non-toxic state

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DahGangalang@infosec.pub
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Better yet, it achieves a hyper toxic airborne state - nearly everyone in the downtown skyscraper where they try to poison him goes passes out.

It’s only by the timely arrival of Superman to super-breath the ventilation systems that anyone makes it out alive

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Cosmic Cleric@lemmy.world
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Nearly everything the CIA touches goes wrong.

To be fair, if they’re doing their job right, we will never hear of it.

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