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Amazon Let Its Drivers’ Urine Be Sold as an Energy Drink(www.wired.com)

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Amazon sold bottles of urine marketed as an energy drink, a new documentary reveals. The company also makes it alarmingly easy to sell dangerous items to children.

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uphillbothways@kbin.social
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Humans are burning down the wrong Amazon.

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brewbellyblueberry@sopuli.xyz
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I just learned that the Amazon tablet/e-reader thing is literally called Amazon Fire. Like… Seriously. It’s a little on the nose, no? Like Bezos and his team KNOW and sell this shit to people laughing all the way to the bank and people just line up. I’m so done with this world.

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SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world
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The e-reader is the Kindle. But that’s just how they started the Fire.

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brewbellyblueberry@sopuli.xyz
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Oh shit that completely slipped my mind, but I’m not really all that up to speed with Amazon products.

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diprount_tomato@lemmy.world
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Wasn’t it always burning since the world was turning?

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TrickDacy@lemmy.world
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I never thought of it this way but yeah… That made it through a bunch of levels in their company and no one there thought of it either. Wow…

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Treefox@lemmy.ml
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Don’t forget the Amazon FireTV stick.

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pedro@lemm.ee
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That one is very good. It’s mine now thanks

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x4740N@lemmy.world
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Could always build something home-made rocket launchers and incindiary missiles and launch from a distance

Or you could yeet a molotov cocktail at an amazon warehouse but tuat requires you to be closer and is more riskier

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This is a joke NSA, CIA, ASIO, etc

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