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21 points

I’m just trying to figure out how to maintain my current diet and fuck myself every day without making a mess of all of my toys

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8 points

the answer is douching and psylium husks :3

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1 point

Do you eat the psylium or shove it up your butt

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6 points

Oh god yes please, if you find out tell me, it takes so long to clean every time

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4 points

Right? It shouldn’t be this difficult

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6 points

Bottom pro tip: eat half a block of cheese before having sex. Out of sight, out of mind

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