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Florida man allegedly threatened to shoot someone at CVS unless given 'all bottles' of Viagra(www.nbcnews.com)

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FuglyDuck@lemmy.world
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“so. What’re you in for?”
“I tried boosting a pharmacy?”
“Oxy?”
“Viagra.”

yeah… that’s gonna be an interesting prison conversation…

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switches@kbin.social
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not to be that guy but if you read the article he also took the oxy, codeine, xanax, and adderall— but the viagra is the only thing in the headline cause lbr its eyecatching

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afraid_of_zombies@lemmy.world
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Someone was planning for a fun weekend

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demonquark@lemmy.ml
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Guess he’s the bottom.

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Dkarma@lemmy.world
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I’d think the top would steal the Viagra and the bottom would steal the poppers.

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