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126 points

No, they’re French

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France has one of the best military records of all time:

the French participated in 50 of the 125 major European wars that have been fought since 1495; more than any other European state.

In addition, out of all recorded conflicts which occurred since the year 387 BC, France has fought in 168 of them, won 109, lost 49 and drawn 10.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/French_Armed_Forces#History

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None of that matters when the world’s largest war in history starts on their door step and they just give up without a fight.

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11 points

They also, for a while, literally had a white flag as a national flag.

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No, you don’t get it. They’re not cheese-eating surrender-monkeys because of their military record but because…

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… they didn’t support the unjustified invasion of Iraq.

Devours a basket of chili cheese freedom fries

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Anyone else read this in Groundskeeper Willie’s voice too?

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Oh bonne mère du bon Dieu, qu’est-ce que tu viens de dire sur moi ? Je te ferais remarquer que j’ai fini premier dans ma classe de CAP de boulangerie à Navarrenx, et j’ai gagné de nombreuses fois le prix de la meilleure baguette du Béarn, et j’ai plus de 300 citations dans la République des Pyrénées. J’ai reçu une spécialisation en pâtisserie et fait un stage dans un grand restaurant étoilé. Pour moi tu n’es qu’un client parmi d’autres. Je te vendrai des chocolatines comme tu t’en n’en as jamais goûté, souviens t’en. Tu crois que tu peux t’en sortir avec ce genre d’insultes sur l’Internet ? Essaie encore, gros balourd. Pendant que nous discutons, je suis en train de contacter mon réseau de maisons du pain dans tout la France et ton identité est partagée, donc tu peux te préparer à une avalanche de gâteaux, gros malin. Une avalanche qui va te faire prendre 10kg. Tu vas devenir obèse mon ptit gars.

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gros balourd

Tout mais pas le b-word !

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I know very little French but I’m assuming this is a well-localized version of the Navy Seal copypasta

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unsure if this is right but here’s the translation -

Oh good mother of God, what did you just say about me? I would point out to you that I finished first in my CAP bakery class in Navarrenx, and I have won the prize for the best baguette in Béarn many times, and I have more than 300 citations in the Republic of the Pyrenees . I received a specialization in pastry and did an internship in a large Michelin-starred restaurant. For me, you are just another customer. I will sell you chocolatines like you’ve never tasted before, remember that. Do you think you can get away with this kind of insults on the Internet? Try again, you big idiot. As we chat, I’m contacting my network of bread houses across France and your identity is shared, so you can prepare for an avalanche of cakes, smart guy. An avalanche that will make you gain 10kg. You’re going to become obese, my little guy.

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Too late, you’re French now. Get your baguette and start disparaging other nations, and other French, too.

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24 points

*pain au chocolat

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9 points

Fucksake calm down, that’s worse than the Israel/Palestine thing just now

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3 points

Bel effort, mais ça change à l’anglais à mi-chemin…

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2 points

J’a mardé

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