Tired of all this pumpkin and plastic skeleton crap everywhere. Thanks, marketing ghouls

What, are we going to start celebrating the 4th of July next? Might as well with the NATO membership I guess

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We buy fireworks for everything

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especially where they’re illegal

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Best is when you sneak in your own lil stash from Tijuana, México.

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In Communist Europe fireworks are literally illegal except on New Year’s Eve

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In amerikkka fireworks are banned on a state by state basis so we just go to whichever neighboring state hasn’t banned them and buy all the illegal fireworks we want

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If you can buy fireworks whenever, how are there still American kids and teens left with eyes and fingers

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It’s actually mostly a county basis I think. They’re legal in the US in like 49 states with only like 10 or so even having major restrictions. But in the county I live in, just for example, they’re completely banned.

Obviously, when you only have to go to a neighboring county to buy the banned thing, it’s not really much of a ban.

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Except they have started to sell them for the middle class for the end of cottage season party now too. Which also did not exist before, not even ten years ago.

Btw. we did have our own pagan version of Halloween, a harvest festival called Kekri in Finland. Also there is another very Halloween like celebration still persists that came from Demmark during christian times. It’s on January 13th and is still celebrated in the archipelago. I was lucky enough to grow up participating in that well before the Amerikkkan halloween was a thing here. We did all the costumes and things with going from house to house to sign songs and get candy.

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Isn’t Kekri specifically more of a Karelian/Eastern Finnish tradition and less of a thing in the more Swedish-influenced Western and coastal regions?

Guess I’m not middle class enough to have ever heard of that cottage fireworks shit, I’m sure wildlife appreciates it

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