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bastian_5@sh.itjust.works
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The dumb part isn’t the joke. The dumb part is the person saying “thanks dad” is called “Dad” in the phone.

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lugal@sopuli.xyz
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So what’s the fake part?

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Spuddaccino@reddthat.com
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The part between the corners of the image. It’s white and has grey and green blobs on it. You can’t miss it.

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Revan343@lemmy.ca
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Texts are on the wrong sides

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lugal@sopuli.xyz
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Maybe you are on the wrong side…of the argument

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CeruleanRuin@lemmings.world
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I WANT TO GO TO THE PARTIES YOU ARE AT

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