Questions for retailers (who probably won’t see this, but whatever):
- Do you have a security guard? Yes/No
a) If yes, and you’re still getting shoplifters, hire better security. Problem solved.
b) No? Get a security guard. Problem solved.
- Still here? Are you complaining about having to pay for a security guard? Yes/No
a) If No, why are you still here? Go hire that competent guard.
b) If Yes:
- What’s the cost of the shoplifting compared to having a security guard, taking wages, insurance and premiums into account? Less/More
a) If Less, stop complaining, you’re getting a bargain.
b) More? Looks like hiring a security guard might be worth it after all.
Do I shoplift? Ha. I’m currently agoraphobic and don’t leave the house. My arms aren’t that long.
The last time I was in a physical store, I was of the opinion that as long as I can afford something I need, I’ll pay for it. For things I merely want and can’t justify the expense, I’ll do without. (Sounds a bit like 3a.)
And the last time I nicked something (calm down, put your monocle back on) it was probably a sweet from the pick & mix at Morrisons when I was 10 or something.
From what I recall, there are quite strict limits on the actions that a security guard can perform to actually detain someone, so actually a big factor is the police response time.
Telling a little family-run corner shop to get a security guard isn’t that helpful
