It’s like watching a clown show. Maybe he should watch more porn and grow up.

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Know what I like the most?

Cake farts.

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Kids today don’t understand what it means to be cultured

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Went to go see Book of Mormon yesterday w/ my wife.

She hadn’t seen it before. I went a few years ago, but she had the flu so I ended taking her brother at the last minute then.

I told her it’s from one of the creators of Southpark, and South Park is a lot tamer now than it was in the 90s. And that it’s on Broadway so it’s high-art. Which might work for a lot of the first act save for the occasional toilet or shock humor. Totally thrown out the window by the end though.

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“Visit our sister site, pudding farts…”

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Brown queefs.

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I rip farts far too indiscriminately for that to be a secret, but I understand the sentiment.

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Me too buddy. Me too.

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I know. I have the records.

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Ayyyylmao

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I read this as your farts are sentient.

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I cannot confirm that they are not.

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They have an accent, so it’s possible.

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