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KSP Atlas@sopuli.xyz
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The rock isn’t really “flattened”, its more like being melted, turned into a crystal and sliced

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HobbitFoot @thelemmy.club
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Don’t forget the saucy photos they take of it.

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pastermil@sh.itjust.works
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saucy photos they take of print on it.

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ActuallyRuben@actuallyruben.nl
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Sounds a lot like flattening with extra steps to me

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MonkderZweite@feddit.ch
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Sounds a lot like magic and alchemy to me.

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ziggurat@lemmy.world
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Don’t forget, we also need to shine special light onto the rock

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Incandemon@lemmy.ca
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Not just melted, the rock is first dissolved and distilled. Then it is melted.

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wewbull@feddit.uk
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Then gassed repeatedly.

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rgb3x3@beehaw.org
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Never realized I’d share so much in common with it.

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