My closes brush with the law was years and years ago me and a friend ran into a bunch of cops while smoking a joint, we dropped the thing and played it cool and got away with some annoying questions.
What was your closest call?
No idea, I wondered that many times myself, because I could smell it the whole way. Maybe he thought I just smelled like weed from being somewhere else but wouldn’t be dumb enough to get in his car with it. Maybe he thought offering me a ride home and then arresting me would be a bad look. Or maybe he didn’t care because the house where I picked it up actually did have a active cop living there who also didn’t give a shit and used off duty. All I know is it was a close one.