Hello you awesome people,

Friends are having a boy and everyone they know wants to push a name on the child. So I decided to be the best friend they could have and to offer only bad, ugly or horrendous names to the lucky parents so they could have a laugh. I already send them some names and dictators, Smeagol, Steve and Juan-Esteban.

So please, people or Lemmy, give me the worst names you could give a child, so that I can help them as a good friend!

Ps: don’t worry, I’ve already planned some meals to drop off when the gremlin will be there to feed the parents. And some take-out vouchers so they won’t get food poisoning

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X Æ A-12

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The only way to escape a name like that is to take a phallic rocket to mars and start a new colony

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14 points

How do you even pronunce that?

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5 points

It’s pronounced kyle

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Dixon.

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18 points

It’s only pronounced that way because he’s a dick’s son.

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Is (the name at issue) this some unicode shit or sumfing?

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11 points

Shi-thead

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Honestly such a classic https://youtu.be/r_Ua8iOR0g8?si=D-UWy03OoBxFszEy

Man those were the golden days of yt

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I read they pronounce it Xavier

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For real?

Edit: doesnt he have a Xavier already?

Edit: duplicative

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No joke, it’s pronounced Kyle. It’s the Greek letter chi, the dipthong æ which is called an æsc (pronounced ash) that makes a sound similar to the “a” in “cat” but shorter, and A-12 stands for “alphabet 12” or the 12th letter of the alphabet which is L. So chi-æ-l or kinda like a two syllable “Kyle”

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11 points

Wow, I see it now. That is beyond retarded. Jesus Christ

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23 points

The only winner here is his sister who’s name was not as publicized. Exa Dark Siderael

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10 points

Sounds like a hidden boss in a final fantasy game

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Actually so many boss fights in life

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