I gotta say… the bunch of you whining about this fake are infinitely more annoying than it ever could be by being fake.

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Aren’t human bites like super dangerous because of how filthy our mouths are?

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Yes. We have one of the dirtiest mouths. Like flesh eating bacteria in a bite wound from humans is par for the course.

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Unless they chew Orbits gum.

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So 1+Strength immediate damage and a constitution saving throw with a DC of 10+damage dealt or suffer an infection curse? Sounds badass.

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Worldbuilding idea for a challenging campaign: give every fully-sentient humanoid character, commoners included, a bite attack that powerful. That aughta put the kibosh on any murderhobo behavior for a time.

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