29 points
Be the comp sci researcher who writes their code on paper and has someone else compile it because they don’t know how to use the things
16 points
opens shoebox
I encodeded the bytecode on punch cards! You know, for fun!
takes jar I captured 8 butterflies and taught them to flap their wings faster or slower based on a flute melody, which eccitate the molecules enough to produce energy which will be converted into a 0 and 1 signals
2 points
3 points
Finally a real programmer. Sideeffects: Might cause a typhon.
