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Smoke signals would be better than the official app.

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16 points

I’ve considered switching to carrier pigeons

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A message in a bottle is easier to use. Also, the maintenance cost is negligible, since the system is powered by renewable wave energy. The only downside is the lag, which can vary from a few days to several centuries.

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I know some pensioners in my neighbourhood that’d love to talk to you about that.

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7 points

All you need are two tin cans joined by string.

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10 points

Do I have the proposal for you! RFC2549

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7 points

Just not using the app is better than using the app.

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I can’t fathom how they bought a good app, put a dev “team” on it for 7 years, and still don’t have half the features some neckbeards in their mom’s basements without access to the backeng still managed to put into their apps.

What a pack of incompetent fucks.

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Sounds like they lucked out into an awesome job with no real work required.

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