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That’s actually a genius prank. Now I just need to find a spaceship…

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Spaceship is easy. I need to find a child. And an attic.

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Hey. This post is about fun things for a person to do with their own newborn baby.

You don’t just go out and “find a child.”

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Excuse you, but that’s how Superman was found. Haven’t you seen the documentaries?

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7 points

Speak for yourself, I always misplace newborn babies.

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Of course you do! Just visit your local labour ward, plenty of free babies to choose from!

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Yeah, I know it’s not that easy. Usually it’s a difficult process.

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A bit of junkyard scrap, leds, and some luminescent goo would get the point across. Make sure to use your shittiest camera too.

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11 points

You lost me at “luminescent goo.”

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Like the liquid in a glowstick. Or whatever Hollywood uses when they portray plutonium.

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And a space blanket. Because that makes good sense.

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Just pull off some photoshop skills

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if youre not rich and/or use linux, use gimp instead

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Ahoy, matey! You don’t have to be rich!

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These days it’s barely even skills. Just select a box above the baby and use the generative AI feature to ask it for a spaceship and regenerate until it looks decent.

Back in my day we had to generate our realistic Photoshop jobs with our own blood, sweat, and tears.

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