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As a politician I can assure you that if you vote for me I will put into law that volcanoes will be forbidden to erupt in our wonderful country.
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And as a different politician I can assure you that if you vote for me I will fight for the freedom of volcanoes to erupt whenever and wherever they want. In fact, I promise a volcano in every household and quicksand in every sandbox.
Cause this is America. Where land has more rights than people voting.
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The former president of the Philippines said that he will urinate on the volcano that was threatening to erupt. Lol
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Pee would evaporate and blow back up into his face. Also toxic gases and radiation penis cancer.
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