The opposite, actually - I’m Canadian. :)
All I can say is that if you’ve never tried a bidet before you’ll likely be very surprised by how little sensitivity you’ve got to cold water down there. It’s simply not uncomfortable or even particularly noticeable, either in my experience or in anyone I’ve talked to about it (which is admittedly not many - it’s not a common topic of conversation).
The hand bidet was super cheap and the shipping was free, so I figured “why not give it a whirl?” And it worked out great.
How do you make it work though? You slip a hand behind you and aim at the crack at an angle so it sprays into the bowl?
ill second that, i thought it would be a problem but decided to just endure the cold because i didnt feel like running power over to the toilet but turned out not to be a problem at all. if anything its sort of refreshing lol