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Programmer tries to explain binary search to the police(startrek.website)

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lars@programming.dev
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I reported my bike stolen in college and I got a call the next day that they had found it parked in front of a nearby church.

It was stolen on a Sunday. I guess someone didn’t want to be late to service.

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thebuoyancyofcitrus@beehaw.org
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What you’re entering the third act of your love story and you have to get to the church in time to break up the wedding and declare your love, what’s a little bike theft? The universe will take care of it.

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Honytawk@lemmy.zip
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Probably added the theft to the sins they were confessing that day as well.

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TheBlue22@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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God made them do it!

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