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This haze has been destroying my sinuses. Last night I had to sleep with my mouth wide open. Definitely swallowed a spider or too.

And maybe even a dick.

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Hate it when I accidently swallow a spider or dick while sleeping. It has happened way too many times.

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“Dude! What were you doing last night bro? Your breath smells like spider dick!”

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That escalated quickly

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Spiders Georg origin story right here

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The spider thing is actually a myth, spiders don’t just crawl down your mouth while you sleep. On the other hand, the dick thing is definitely true.

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