For $6 Million a year, fuck yeah I’d consider it myself. You don’t even look bad if you fuck it up because the world’s richest fuckwit outshines every possible fuck up every step of the way.
i would gladly get paid 6 million to defend…Almost anyone.
[[if the glove does not fit, you must aquit intensifies]]
Yo, yo, that silly mustachioed motherfucker wasn’t the only one! That motherfucker got elected!
So, really, it wasn’t Hitler that is to blame, it’s the people that elected him.
(Now, I’m writing that in response to the chain of ideas where if there’s enough money involved, people would defend anyone. I would think that I’m writing this as a form of continuing the push the absurdity to the next level rather than making a serious defense would be obvious. But people are fucking idiots, so someone would take it seriously. If you were that person until you read this, fuck you lol. )