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American Psychological Association Announces “Feeling Like Dying But Not Really Suicidal” New Baseline For Normal Mental Health(thehardtimes.net)

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awnery@lemmy.world
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dammit i ate the onion, because that sounds real

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Zorque@kbin.social
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The best satire borrows heavily from reality.

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shootwhatsmyname@lemm.ee
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The best satire is reality.

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jaybone@lemmy.world
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I’d like to think there was a time that wasn’t true.

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SinningStromgald@lemmy.world
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I was like “OMG! They finally understand how I feel!”

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LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world
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It is very real but journalism hasn’t quite evolved to state facts yet. They’re still at the gaslighting stage of making us think our unhappiness is the result of our own poor choices and shortcomings, and that everyone else is happy except for us.

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awnery@lemmy.world
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ok

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MrShankles@reddthat.com
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k

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awnery@lemmy.world
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you are very perceptive

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awnery@lemmy.world
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shuddup unless you want me to help

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OtakuAltair@lemm.ee
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Yeah Onion hasn’t been doing much satire recently. Just real news

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Crackhappy@lemmy.world
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Fuck. I did too.

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awnery@lemmy.world
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my solution is to make rice and veggies

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