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American Psychological Association Announces “Feeling Like Dying But Not Really Suicidal” New Baseline For Normal Mental Health(thehardtimes.net)

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Oh God, that is so painfully true. Now if you’ll excuse me, I’ll be longingly caressing this rope without actually tying it into a noose.

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I’ll sit next to you and load then unload my pistol.

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Hold my beer while I jump off that bridge and then… oh I break the combo.

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