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Back in my day, we just ate the peanut candy and died.

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“gender-neutral candy”

Jesus Christ these people are so legitimately terrified of everything. Every single thing they make or do is riddled with their insecurities like that.

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Aren’t like 99% of candies gender neutral tho?

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That kid just REALLY hates Mr. Goodbar’s

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No, most candy bars are phallic symbols.

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Dude what the fuck does this have to do with my comment? And are you seriously taking the bootlicking position that these cops should have carte blanche to behave however they want? My guy, what the fuck are you doing here?

edit: typo

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Man as someone with a kid who is both allergic to dairy and gluten this just makes me sad.

My kid has real dietary needs, and I try not to burden whoever is handing out free candy for n Halloween with this.

My wife and I have taught my kid to be thankful to everyone, even if they can’t eat that particular candy when we do an allergen check later that night.

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I’m similar to your kid. I have celiac and also severe lactose intolerance. Fortunately, a lot of candy is free of most allergens. For example, Sour Patch kids and Laffy Taffy. (Not sure if it’s vegan though.) I also had a nephew with a peanut allergy, so I try to read labels when I buy Halloween candy (though this year I decided to reverse trick or treat the houses on my block with kids and then turn the lights off, since kids don’t really go out anymore like they used to.)

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Back in my day, we just ate cum.

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