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boringbisexual@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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Just fork it and name it something else.

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Routhinator@startrek.website
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Religions have been doing this for millenia.

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AdamEatsAss@lemmy.world
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I hearby excumicate myself from the religion of c++ to start the far superior religion of c#. All those who remain with that heathonistic static class oriented language shall burn in the pits of compiler hell.

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RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world
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Send in the ASM knights.

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Mossheart@lemmy.ca
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Know what else is forked? A snake’s tongue. Like the one that made Eve eat the apple. Heresy!

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Adalast@lemmy.world
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How about SQLeviticus or HolyGraiSQL?

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fl42v@lemmy.ml
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S(i)QL: Spanish Inquisition query language

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affiliate@lemmy.world
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this is called heresy (until it gets popular enough)

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ikidd@lemmy.world
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Sire, we’ve found a witch! May we burn her?

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