NGL, The first time I saw your username I really truly believed, and My heart was pounding and I was astounded and I was about to post something telling everyone that

she’s really here! She’s one of us!

I went down quite a rabbit hole reading everything in your profile before I realized

you’re extremely knowledgeable about computers and you spend a lot of time on Lemmy, couldn’t possibly be a world-traveling, in-high-demand, constantly busy Hollywood actress.

But I’ve also imagined after every interview we’ve seen her do, she immediately picks up her smartphone and goes straight to Lemmy because this is where she spends all her free time.

I want to believe…