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Tiny bit of backstory: I work in Spain so there’s a lot of kissing on the chicks when greeting someone. Spanish people kiss twice, in western countries people kiss 3 times so sometimes there’s a bit of confusion. Anyway, once a girl from Romania met a French co-worker next to my desk. Typical greeting and she says:

  • How do French people kiss?

The guy got a little bit confused and says:

  • Trust me, you don’t want me to show you how the French kiss…

Not really related but I found it extremely funny.

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chicks

cheeks I hope?

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7 points

Haha true

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Which ones?

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It depends on how well you know the chicks.

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We in Chile we kiss only once. Right side of the face. The fist time I greeted a spanish woman I was confused as hell.

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This could be used as a pickup line or something lol

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In France, they kiss between one and four times depending on the region, it’s infuriating. I’ve just decided to not kiss any more. It’s a stupid tradition, and it’s a great way to catch colds anyway.

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4 points

Of course not, it’s a cultural means of sharing germs that quite literally saves everybody by helping share in the herd immunity.

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That was a thing before Covid. Nowadays, ehhh… it’s more of a Typhoid Mary thing.

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Come to the UK, we don’t do any of that shit here. In Yorkshire we just nod and say “Alreight?” or “How do?” and that’s it, job done.

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Somehow it’s always the romanians

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I’m french and the only 3-time country I know is Switzerland

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Dutch/I think some Belgians also do 3. I’m sure there’s some random place in France that would do that also.

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