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Itโ€™s not as bad as you think!

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Yeah, turning 30 is way worse

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I started living my life to the fullest when I turned 30. But it also was the point my body started betraying me. Backpain became my all time friend, organs started mutinying, that one fart I shouldnโ€™t have trusted. That surprised O-face in comedies? Yeah, thatโ€™s the actual face you gonna make the moment you destroy your pants.

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Buddy, I donโ€™t think itโ€™s normal to shit yourself at age 30. You might want to go to a doctor.

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5 points

Literally just soyjak pointing at my ass

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Yeah seriously this year alone back pain, unexplained temporary hearing loss, eternally clogged sinuses and to round it all off I think my pancreas has started a revolt.

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Indeed turning 18 is fantastic! Turning 30 not so much. Source: Iโ€™m 30+

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And nobody likes you when youโ€™re twenty-three.

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They only want you when youโ€™re seventeen. When youโ€™re 21, youโ€™re no fun.

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Iโ€™m closer to 40 and my dreams seem so far away.

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But even thatโ€™s not as bad as you would think.

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Donโ€™t worry. When you hit your 40s you use all the knee and back pain as a catalyst for your eternal rage. You also develop a shortage of fucks for export. Itโ€™s wonderful.

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