Based on originaLucifer’s post. And thanks to zeppo for the spelling correction.

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Pro tip: tell lots of dealers it’s your first time. Free drugs for a while.

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Also tell them it’s your birthday.

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Yeah, but then all the dealers start singing happy birthday as they bring my crack out to me and it’s really embarrassing.

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Come on’n get your jamaharon on! There are no real rules—just don’t break the weather control network.

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