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Ranked: 30 Movies You Can Claim Are Christmas Movies Instead of Developing a Personality(thehardtimes.net)

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TheGrandNagus@lemmy.world
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I watch Lord Of The Rings at Christmas.

  • it has elves

  • the fellowship set out from Rivendell on the 25th of December

  • Gandalf has a santa-like beard

I rest my case

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mcqtom@lemmy.world
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Don’t forget they all came out in December! That’s the only thing that matters.

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HonoraryMancunian@lemmy.world
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Aww never knew they were LGBT 🥰

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niktemadur@lemmy.world
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In a parallel universe multiplex somewhere, Christopher Lee smashed it as Krampus.

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RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world
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I’m pretty sure that Krampus is actually based on his activities during the second world war.

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niktemadur@lemmy.world
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What bad little nazis got for Christmas.
And there ain’t no good little nazis.

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dangblingus@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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All of them were originally released around the holidays back in the early 00s as well, so there’s baked in Christmas association with those movies.

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