Did you unwrap a present early? Maybe wrapped your lips around something else, instead? Share how you were naughty this week with your Lemmy friends :-)

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My lips wrapped around something. For some reason, deepthroating just settled in my mind this week. I’ve been planning for months to get a realistic sized human dildo with a suction cup, and finally got around to doing it. I was pleasantly surprised to get the 6" all the way in pretty swiftly. Technique will have to be worked on, but enthusiasm makes up for deficits, aye?

Then the next random thought drifted along: if I can take the realistic, what about something bigger? So I pulled out the ole bad dragon I have laying around (a medium chance, to clarify), and went a little bit farther than I normally do when playing with it orally. There’s definitely a little resistance as I get it into the pharynx, and I can control the gagging up to that point. I can’t get it much farther though. Angles and a little pushing and lots of spit don’t seem to overcome a barrier of some kind. I’m a little disappointed. I once was told by a dental surgeon that I had a narrow airway, so I wonder if I’ll ever be able to swallow the damn thing. I really, really want the visual and feel of my throat bulging, and I’ve only got my lips to the medial ring, so there are several more inches to go.

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Hour. I have heard that with practice you can train to beat better oralist. Have you been making progress?

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Progress on the oral? Some. I feel more confident with it. On the deepthroating? None. :(

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Sometimes all you need is a tasty dong, amirite?

Keep going with those toys, and you’ll be our human Kirby!

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I don’t think I’ve quite got that sort of capacity. It would be a pretty good experience to try something interesting though. Kirby breathes fire if he eats fire… I wonder if I could convince someone to drizzle jalapeno juice on themselves. The burn in the mouth and throat from being face-fucked, with the usual fun? Are penises sensitive to capsaicin?

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Are penises sensitive to capsaicin?

Hi, penis-haver here, I’m going to strongly recommend against fun that includes capsaicin. The head is pretty sensitive to it.

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Well I’m sure you have your answers. All I would say is chillies should stay away from groin!

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