Jingle Bells

Donald smells

Jai-l all the way

What a time

To be a live

Let’s lit-i-gate him away

Hey!

Rolls off the tongue better.

I feel like the litigate needs an easier word.

“Donald Smells” is actually a better fit than “Donald Trump smells” and is probably clear enough with the context of th rest of the song. You could easily include a line about how “Trump” is longstanding British slang for “fart” though and then you get both names in.

Hey. Syllables: may I introduce you to them…?

Thank you for pushing through the wall. I couldn’t find the energy myself.