You see how many advertising campaigns he gets involved in? Man is a corporate whore to the bone!

Santa does not like poor families. If you’re rich, you’re a good kid in Santa’s eyes.

He is one of the biggest utilizes of slave labor in the world, not to mention a European colonizer.

Yes but Santa is very classist, how else do you explain how rich kids get rich presents and poor get poor presents

He gets mad kickbacks from Big Toy.

I hate to be the one to tellyou this but “Santa” is really just your parents buying toys.

The toys aren’t truly free. The cost is the elven labor he steals by the sledful

I was thinking it would make more sense to change the x-axis to “materialism”

I believe they were thinking consumerism and capitalism are synonymous.