But you ask for a screwdriver and everyone losses their goddamn mind

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I started the Christmas weekend with severe food poisoning and chose to drink myself through it. I figured alcohol kills all the food poisoning germs right?

It’s going…okay I guess. Pass me another scotch

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How is your butthole doing?

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Better than you might expect

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