99% of my interaction with India is -
“Hello sir my name is Paul Smith. I have been looking at your website and I have discovered it is not optimised for SEO and I would like to offer you the chance to improve your search rankings”
Every. Fuckin. Day.
That’s like 50% of my interaction. The other half is folks with a doctorate of some variety who are as normal as someone with a doctorate can be. And that’s not surprising it’s a huge country and the people I’m most likely to interact with over here on the other side of the world that are from there are either going to be highly educated folks who moved to a wealthier nation or service workers/scammers who call said wealthier nation. It’s not like there’s gonna be many electricians who immigrate from India to the US and the manual laborers who leave India rarely cross the ocean to look for work.
Mine goes as follows.
Them: Hello I’m looking for…
Me: Mmmmmmmmm fuck yeah god damn your dick smells so fucking hot.
Them: Excuse me sir???
Me: I said your dick smells fucking hot. You wanna meet up later and get tongue deep in each others ass holes.
Them: :click:
I don’t get many scam calls or bill collectors anymore. The trick is that you ONLY do it when they call you. In other words don’t call them and harass them. If it’s a legit company it might even be illegal for that company to make their employees call someone that sexually harasses their employees. Also if it’s a woman i usually describe the smell of the genitalia. Otherwise it’s the same.
A lot of Indian dudes are homophobic as hell. To add to the awkwardness of the conversation I lower my voice to make it real deep. Then I say each word slowly and breathy. That way I know they hear me and each word kind of hangs there for a second.
