For me it’s the notification light you used to find on older phones, was particularly good to know if your phone was charged without picking it up

You are viewing a single thread.
View all comments View context
41 points

Have you tried not shitting with the door open?

permalink
report
parent
reply
78 points

That’s funny. Every time somebody says “If you have nothing to hide, what are you worried about,” I reply, “Do you shit with the door open?”

But now the door isn’t just open. It feels like Uncle Sam is pissing between your legs.

permalink
report
parent
reply
11 points

Yes we all have an uncle like that. Mine was Jimmy Savile

permalink
report
parent
reply
1 point

Isn’t that why American stalls have those big gaps?

permalink
report
parent
reply
3 points

I’m more concerned with privacy than most, but I do in fact shit with the door open. When I’m at home I mean.

permalink
report
parent
reply
9 points

Not just Uncle Sam, but every tech company too

permalink
report
parent
reply
6 points

Yeah anyone thinking it’s only the government spying is revealing their age and/or their biases.

Uncle Sam doesn’t even need to spy. They just get the data from the corporation that spies on us now for their own reasons.

Both are a problem.

permalink
report
parent
reply
2 points

Well. Now we know what kind of porn Uncle Sam is into.

permalink
report
parent
reply
14 points

My cat does not allow it.

permalink
report
parent
reply
1 point

But if I close the door how will people know the bathroom is occupied?

permalink
report
parent
reply

Ask Lemmy

!asklemmy@lemmy.world

Create post

A Fediverse community for open-ended, thought provoking questions

Please don’t post about US Politics. If you need to do this, try !politicaldiscussion@lemmy.world


Rules: (interactive)


1) Be nice and; have fun

Doxxing, trolling, sealioning, racism, and toxicity are not welcomed in AskLemmy. Remember what your mother said: if you can’t say something nice, don’t say anything at all. In addition, the site-wide Lemmy.world terms of service also apply here. Please familiarize yourself with them


2) All posts must end with a '?'

This is sort of like Jeopardy. Please phrase all post titles in the form of a proper question ending with ?


3) No spam

Please do not flood the community with nonsense. Actual suspected spammers will be banned on site. No astroturfing.


4) NSFW is okay, within reason

Just remember to tag posts with either a content warning or a [NSFW] tag. Overtly sexual posts are not allowed, please direct them to either !asklemmyafterdark@lemmy.world or !asklemmynsfw@lemmynsfw.com. NSFW comments should be restricted to posts tagged [NSFW].


5) This is not a support community.

It is not a place for ‘how do I?’, type questions. If you have any questions regarding the site itself or would like to report a community, please direct them to Lemmy.world Support or email info@lemmy.world. For other questions check our partnered communities list, or use the search function.


Reminder: The terms of service apply here too.

Partnered Communities:

Tech Support

No Stupid Questions

You Should Know

Reddit

Jokes

Ask Ouija


Logo design credit goes to: tubbadu


Community stats

  • 11K

    Monthly active users

  • 4.4K

    Posts

  • 232K

    Comments