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Twitter post by Daniel Feldman (@d_feldman): Linux is the only major operating system to support diagonal mode (credit [Twitter] @xssfox). Image shows an untrawide monitor rotated about 45 degrees, with a horizontal IDE window taking up a bottom triangle. A web browser and settings menu above it are organized creating a window shape almost like a stepped pyramid.

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Why does your monitor have a bullet hole?

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Why do you ask so many questions? ಠ⁠_⁠ಠ

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Why don’t you answer them?

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56 points

Because then words like “evidence” and “premeditated” get thrown around.

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Because asking and answering too many questions was exactly how they ended up with a bullet hole in their monitor.

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19 points

American schools

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I came back to my office after the new year’s break and a stray bullet, from I’m assuming celebratory gunfire, was shot through the wall and hit my screen. Admittedly it wasn’t a hole and the screen was totally unusable after, but I’ll be a close n=1.

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We gotta start charging deposits on bullets, like soda cans.

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6 points

You don’t?

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5 points

Gary Indiana reporting in

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AsK yOuR mOm

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