52 points
Meanwhile, "Let’s see… anthropomorphic mosquito… Let me see that ID. You’re 2 hours old? That checks out, here’s your bourbon.
29 points
Tbh when your life is that short, you can’t really see the consequences of your actions, so you might as well get wasted 24/7
18 points
When your life is that short, you don’t perceive “short” the way humans do anyway
9 points
7 points
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Due to the tragically short life span of the average fruit fly,
College is not really an option.
Caps and gowns don’t come in that size anyway.
3 points
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