I think that’s just a more “amateur cook revelation” which, incidentally, also happens on reddit. If you get into cooking you just notice a few, very common bullshit things. Caramelizing onions taking about 15 minutes for example. Either they mean sauté and think it’s a fancy synonym or they’re acutally just lying to you, but it happens so often.
Same with like “quick 30 min meal” and it’s pasta. Man my stove used to take like 30 minutes just to boil a pot of water for pasta because it was shit, I’m not Jamie Oliver and I don’t have access to like 30,000 BTU burners. Sure, I don’t have to do much during it, but it’s also not like it’s a ricecooker and I can just forget all about it 'till I pop it open.
Baking times that are given as “30 minutes or until browned to desired point” or w/e are also very, very commonly so off base that you’ll do 60 mins until it even begins browning, even if you have a convection oven or whatever.
You ever try to get into kneaded bread? By god so many of the recipes fucking suck because they presuppose I have any fucking idea what “firm enough” or “until it’s pliable enough” or whatever means. Like I get there’s some experience involved, I’m not even being a STEM-Lord about it but give me like some pointers here
Either you have an extremely weak stove, or you are using way too much water to cook your pasta
Extremely weak stove, kitchen came with the appartement. I notified my landlord once about the inbuilt freezer door breaking off from his 20 year old piece of cheap shit fridge / freezer combo and wouldn’t you know it the fucker looked for a replacement freezer door for 3 months instead of spending like 300 eurodollars to update the fucking thing.
It had cast iron (no, really) hot plates with electrical coils to heat them so despite having a range of heats it did only have binary on/off switch for all purposes and if you have to heat a small cast iron pan to heat your actual pan that just takes a fucking while. also you have 0 temperature control. It’s hot, and that sticks, eventually, it may not be.
But similar stories as per landlord special kitchen appliances aren’t exactly uncommon.
Boiling water shouldn’t take that long, plus you can use an electric kettle to boil water faster than your stove then dump it in.
I wouldn’t really blame the recipe for not accounting for people with broken stoves not fixed by their landlord lol.
With baking stuff you gotta look up a video, it really is hard to be more descriptive than what they wrote with baking. I never get baked goods right without a video or good pictures, because you can both over and under mix a lot of recipes so you can’t err on either side really.
I wouldn’t really blame the recipe for not accounting for people with broken stoves not fixed by their landlord lol.
I would, actually. Much of the cookbook stuff, both professional and amateur, tries to sell itself as the healthier, cheaper, better, faster option. Which indubitably it will be, on some of those parts at least, but like half of it is aspirational bullshit. If you need a 30,000 BTU burner to make Jamie Olivers “I will fix the nation with my grand cooking” meal, that is not a solution, that is pandering to rich people to look down on poor people.
Now don’t get me wrong, I cooked, even before I even moved out from my parents place. My mom, who is cool as shit, forced me to learn it, and thank god for that. And that was pretty good equipment, and she was a phenomenal teacher, so I didn’t have to rely on bullshit as noted above. Which is why it irks me so much, I’d’a be fucked if I wasn’t born very privileged on both monetary and cool parents basis.
I don’t care if your coq-au-vin with truffle pan sauce assumes whoever is cooking it has access to nigh professional grade cooking equipment - it’ll probably be true. But all the “cheap quick super easy worknight meals you can make between your 18 simultaneous jobs” (excuse the hyperbole, I am quite mad) assuming I have access to the kind of kitchen whoever wrote the fucking book has does nothing but further the argument that home cooking is expensive, either in time, or ingredients, which I do believe is wrong, which just turns people off it.
Whatever leftist theory you ascribe to, I’m sure it doesn’t start with “be born privileged”, aye? You wanna write the “Healthy poor people meals for poor and or time poor people meals” - you best be fucking considering more than “they’re all just too fucking dumb” as a factor
I’ve used the cheapest stove at a place with a cheap (but not terrible, he fixed stuff quickly at least) landlord, you don’t really need that good of a stove burner to cook stuff. That oven was pretty bad and uneven though, for casseroles it was fine but I wouldn’t do any desert more complex than cookies there. Even frozen pizzas sucked because of the hot-spots. But if you have a shit stove you don’t know the ins-and-outs of then you’ll have a bad time regardless of recipe.
Reading your other comment it looks like you had to preheat your burners, which definitely makes pasta more annoying and not a quick thing to cook (I didn’t even know cast iron hotplates were a thing, the cheapest stoves here are just bare resistive coil with no hot-plate cover). My go-to cheap/quick meal is pasta and whatever thing I throw together in a sauce, or pasta salad cold for later. I usually boil most of the water in a kettle, and boil a tiny amount in the pan to preheat it, it doesn’t take that long doing it, and kettles are cheap.
Looks like on your bad stove it makes more sense to make a meal where you do prep while the burner/pan pre-heats like a stir-fry or something.
The recipes you talk about that fake being easy annoy me more because they never account for people not having good knives or knife skills and needing twice as long to prep, the difficulty of cleaning afterwards. Also Jamie Oliver always having a stupidly expensive niche ingredient, and over-relying on fresh foods (not canned or frozen) when he went on his anti-poor health-tirade is annoying.
