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Apply shoulder to door
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Stand at the door until someone else comes in. Make sure you greet them and then slink out whistling a tune so they don’t feel awkward.
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I can’t whistle so I’ll just sing — “ I put my fingers into my eeeeeyyyyysssseeeee”
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idk if y’all serious
folks, take your hand under your shirt, put a foot in front of the door, pull the handle using your shirt
if anyone pushes enthusastically trying to get in, your foot just saved your face
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