798

You can have anything you wan...(sh.itjust.works)

posted
by
Avatar
Cows Look Like Maps@sh.itjust.works
in
Avatar
programmer_humor@programming.dev
65 comments
hidereport
Sort:
HotTopControversialNewOld
You are viewing a single thread.
View all comments View context
Avatar
CanadaPlus@futurology.today
57 points

Bro needs to go big. Why not all electronics and electronic systems in general? As it is he could still be “caught with his pants down” by another speculative execution bug.

permalink
report
parent
reply
Avatar
JPJones@startrek.website
23 points

DNA is a programming language. The fabric of space time could be a programming language. Keep going!

permalink
report
parent
reply
Avatar
sheogorath@lemmy.world
2 points

If we’re really living in a simulation my dude is really asking for reality bending powers.

permalink
report
parent
reply
Avatar
Dragster39@feddit.de
2 points

In that case we might as well call him the Architect or God, whichever flavor fits your believes best.

permalink
report
parent
reply
Avatar
CanadaPlus@futurology.today
1 point
*

DNA is a programming language

JavaScript no longer has the worst type system, then.

Jury’s out on whether brainfuck or general relativity is more tractable.

permalink
report
parent
reply
Avatar
themarty27@lemmy.sdf.org
2 points

Since this is something that needs to be considered while programming, I’d presume such information falls under “related knowledge”.

permalink
report
parent
reply

Programmer Humor

!programmer_humor@programming.dev

Create post

Welcome to Programmer Humor!

This is a place where you can post jokes, memes, humor, etc. related to programming!

For sharing awful code theres also Programming Horror.

Rules

  • Keep content in english
  • No advertisements
  • Posts must be related to programming or programmer topics

Community stats

  • 7K

    Monthly active users

  • 950

    Posts

  • 35K

    Comments

Community moderators