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What's your favorite piece of bullshit advice?

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If you swallow appleseed(s)

Smoke some cigarettes. The smoke will suffocate the bacteria

—Mac

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snooggums@kbin.social
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That is because society on all levels deserves it. We need to stop with the expectation that people in certain jobs or positions deserve respect just because of their job or position. They only deserve respect if they earn it.

If they don’t earn respect, fuck em.

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corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca
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all levels

Healthcare is a level.

Housing the homeless is on a level society operates.

Crime prevention too.

You thought this through at all, or was this just a doodle on your trapper-keeper in homeroom?

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Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world
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Oooh. You were SO close to landing that sick burn, but we had to take points off for not making any God damn sense.

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triptrapper@lemmy.world
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This made me laugh out loud on the office toilet.

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snooggums@kbin.social
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Those aren’t people so I don’t understand whatever you are getting at.

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