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65 points

Omg, I ate the onion.

I sat there like…is this real. Wtf. Had to go back to the my main page before I realized where I was.

I’m using a new app. That’s my excuse and I’m sticking to it.

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64 points

Problem is, that headline is not out of reach because “slavery was good for black people” HAS BEEN SAID BY DESANTIS

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I’ve had someone tell me black people should all (even the ones from other countries) thank every white person they see because “they’d still be savages if it weren’t for us”

I still don’t know how to respond to that level of stupid.

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As if it were not the white people who were savages throughout the colonial history and even the modern history. Calling other people savages just because they lived in a better harmony with nature and not chasing materialistic wealth while simultaneously fucking up the environment.

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always was

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Holy shit same, I just realized it when you mentioned it. Insane.

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I am using the Voyager app and the instance is always way down at the bottom. I have been got too many times to not scroll down first.

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5 points

The problem with the onion now is this headline is absolutely expected, at least in a past tense. Maybe they wouldn’t plan to have that debate, but I can imagine it happening during a debate.

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Yep. It’s why I don’t watch as much late night comedy anymore. They are trying to make fun of things that are so ridiculous already that even the onion sounds plausible.

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