They told me they were a programmer, but when I found out it was for the NSA I broke it off. Now they’re here begging me to give them another chance with a bluetooth speaker playing Peter Gabriel.

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5 points

This time it’s Shock the Monkey instead

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at least they don’t have a sledgehammer

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