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American with bidet for 2.5 yrs. I hate shitting anywhere else now. Need a shower to get a new ass. Day is ruined.

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pro tip: get a mobile one. Its basically just a plastic bottle with a nozzle screwed on. Some even come with little travel bags.

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Pro tip: Those are called douches, pretty sweet huh?

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I am not carrying around a tube for my asshole

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Certainly not a 2nd one!

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Yeah, I have one of these for backpacking. Works great.

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Same.

My ass is squeaky clean at home.

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I think we got our bidets at the same time

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Woot deal?

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Installed one for my Filipina wife. Never used it myself. I have shit on that pot for months, still forget it’s there. Old habits die hard.

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Dude. Do it. Go. Right now. Don’t even need to drop heat. Just go freshen up.

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Yeah I gave it a go. Not a fan. Took a lot of drying and I’m not very messy.

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I love how you’re being downvoted for having a personal opinion that harms no one but dares to go against the circlejerk.

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I got one with a dryer that makes that a lot better. It does take too long to fully dry it though, so it’s this middle ground of not too wet to dry off, and not waiting forever for the dryer.

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Just use 2 squares of paper

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OK guys – Think about this – What if you got shit on your hands or anywhere else on your body. Would you make this argument? Would you think that would be OK if someone told you they just wiped it off with a paper towel and went on about their day? no.

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