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Somebody once said it to me like this: “If you faceplant into a pile of shit, would you rather wipe your face with a dry paper, or use water for cleaning”

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Bath tub. With soap. My SO washes his dick every time he pees and his ass every time he shits. After he wipes.

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Ok that’s too far. You don’t need to get into the bath just because you pissed wtf.

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People don’t wash their ASS after they SHIT??

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Sorry let me just wash my ass in the public sink when I gotta take a shit and I’m not home?

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I think you’re shitting wrong…

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I think wet wipe would be best, and it’s my favorite option.

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Can’t safely flush them though, no matter how “flushable” they claim to be

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