My wife does this all the time, and if I don’t check before I spritz I get an unexpected ball splash.

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There’s a feminine mode? Aren’t assholes all in the same spot?

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Assholes are, but that’s not what it’s for

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Sometimes a spritz to the gooch is just what I need to remember it takes 2 to tango.

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Yes but women have a pee hole between their labia and if you don’t rinse that then what even are you doing? I’m not interested in walking around with pee-stained lady parts, thanks.

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7 points

Piss-flaps.

They’re called piss-flaps.

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Only if there’s piss on them. Which there shouldn’t be.

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