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If all my friends jumped off a bridge, there’s probably a good reason. I keep pretty intelligent friends. The bridge is probably collapsing or some shit. Wear a fuckin mask tho.

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Pretty much. Always is. Now that I think about it, I probably got that from this lol.

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The FOMO would be too much. I’d jump

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If all my friends jumped off a bridge I’d assume there is good reason AND hell now that they’ve jumped I don’t need to ignore that intrusive thought that’s been telling me to jump.

I’m with you my dude, let’s do a flip.

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Obligatory XKCD: https://xkcd.com/1170/

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“So what, now I’m just supposed to do anything that Rosa does? What if she… jumped off a cliff?”

“If Rosa were to have jumped off a cliff, she would have done her due diligence regarding the height of the cliff, the depth of the water, the angle of entry… so, yes, if you see Rosa jump off a cliff, by all means, jump off a cliff.”

"You jump off a cliff."

“Gladly. Provided Rosa did first.”

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Is it better to have bridge collapse on top of you?

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Probably. At least you’re a bit clear. It’s a shit situation regardless lmao

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