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27 points

I have my emotions off for some time now, how do I turn them on again?

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30 points

There’s a spot inside ur butt that’ll make you feel again. Get someone to press it and you’ll feel all sorts of ways.

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12 points

Note: This button may not be present in about half the population.

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1 point

While true, a finger up the butt still makes that other half feel things

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13 points

Have you tried developing severe bipolar disorder?

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1 point

Tried that. Now numbness is interspersed with extreme recklessness

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11 points

Estrogen

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4 points

Am woman. Plucked a hair out of my chin yesterday and have no emotions. Am I doing this right?

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8 points

Simple: just take more estrogen

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